Foreword -- "My alibi" -- The Eastend Flood or the water was high -- The Civil War -- Cups and saucers -- The Stone of Scone and "The Thing" -- Oh! Let it be soon -- 1914-The driest year -- 1915-Our big year -- The two foolish virgins -- Eclipsed -- Willie's Christmas dreams -- I'm strong for you -- The vigilant -- Bennett's first budget -- P.F.R.A. Chronicles -- He trusted his neighbor and so would I -- Concerning ducks, dugouts and dynamite -- Oh! AIn't we crazy -- Re seat covers -- The Swift Current Massacree -- He was on my side -- I meet Jesse James -- The saucer versus the cup -- "Dizzy" -- An ode to the stork -- The bucket -- Skips or leads -- The call of the muse.
